Legal Eagle: Oh no, I dropped a piece of broccoli!
Me: Save it!
LE: Too late. It's gone.
Me: I will hold a funeral for it tomorrow.
The other night I went to LE's school with her and beforehand we hung out at a coffee shop. There I saw a teenage girl come in with her father and I swear they looked like they had been playing tennis. And then I saw a young girl come in with her father and I swear they looked like they had been playing soccer. It was like my life before my eyes.
Also at this coffee shop, this happened:
LE and I go to sit on some comfy chairs.
LE: Why is there a bowl of water here?
Me: Maybe someone had a dog here and was giving them a drink?
Lady nearby: Oh, some guy had a turtle there, so there may be a mess. You might not want to sit there.
LE and I look quizzically at each other.
Me: Let's go sit somewhere else.
Who brings a turtle to a coffee shop and then sets him up with a bowl of water?? Or was this lady just trying to get us to sit further away from her??
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