- Orange tan
- Fake nails with French manicure
- Fake, fried blonde hair
- Some ugly, tacky, "they think it's stylish" outfit
- Giant diamond ring (or a spot on their finger with a "reserved for giant diamond" sign on it)
- Bad, harsh makeup
- Fake boobs anyone?
- A tiny pitchfork in their designer bag
- Fake smile, fake teeth possibly
- Rich, sad, whipped guy on their arm
Don't get me wrong, I don't think this of all Orange County women. I suppose since I once lived there, I was one at some time too...at least the pitchfork part.
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