Legal Eagle: I never change the litter box or feed the cats.
Me: It's OK. It doesn't take that long. I don't mind doing it.
LE: I'm such an absentee parent.
Me: You and Jon Gosselin.
LE: I'm like [my boss] with [his dog].
Me: You, [your boss] and Jon Gosselin.
PAUSE
Me: Minus all the Ed Hardy clothing.
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