Day 37 - Just A Bunch Of Little Things...

This weekend was Joel McHale and it was great! He even made a little fun of us when we yelled and cheered for him mentioning Vegas. All in all, a success.

But beforehand, Legal Eagle and I took the bus to the event and cabbed home, but on our way there, we got to stand near Pink/Belly shirt Girl! She is my favorite hooker in our town. Plus we got to hear her speak and it was magical.

It can only be compared to a honey-glazed ashtray.

But more importantly, here is a conversation LE and I had yesterday afternoon:

Me: I need a nanny.

LE: For Barbar?

Me: No, for me. Then they could put me to bed and stuff.

LE: Oh. Did you know you can adopt adults? Like I could adopt you.

Me: Want to? Wait, can someone younger adopt someone older? (as LE is slightly younger than me)

LE: Yeah, I think so.

Me: Cool.

So, maybe LE will adopt me sometime and then she can hire me a nanny. A girl can dream…

In other news, I got Season 1 and part of the upcoming season of Californication from Buzzine, who I edit for. LE and I are now huge fans. I’m quite impressed.

And in other other news, I hate transcribing interviews and for some reason people keep sending me more. Yuck!

OK, back to work-ish!

Day 36 - Was She Right??

I’m working a lot right now - editing, writing, covering events and all that good stuff.

Which made me wonder:

It’s almost the end of Sept/beginning of Oct. And the psychic told me that I would have my career turned around for the best around this time. Could she possibly be right??



^Oh my awesome psychic!

I mean, she has been wrong on a few levels:

- My parents did not try to drag me back to Chicago

- The Doc is not back in the picture whatsoever

- I have not come into a mysterious sum of money (or did I when I had my meltdown?)

- I have not taken a trip nor will I likely take one soon

But she has been right about:

- LE did pass her Baby Bar

and that’s about it.

Well, maybe she will get one thing right about each of us. Then I won’t have to consider myself unlucky in love!

I’m covering the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party tomorrow and this feels completely amazing (plus I’m pretty sure no one else I went to high school and college with gets to do anything this cool) (except LE because she’s met people from The Hills including Ste-phen!)

And now back to work because I have quite a bit due and not quite a bit of time to do it.

Joel McHale in 3 days!

Day 35 - Back At It!

I’ve become oddly motivated today about the weirdest possible thing.

I actually want to put together a grocery shopping list today (LE and I are going tonight) and I want t think of new yummy things to eat and I want to buy more fruits and veggies.

I almost think I could eat completely healthy food if I didn’t often crave things like Big Macs and onion rings.

It’s like when Val was cleaning out all of their junk food and Holly saves the Oreos. Then Val asks about them and Holly tells her they are breakfast, lunch and dinner (there are 3 rows)



^ She’s so logical.

Speaking of Big Macs, here is a convo with LE about Big Macs.

Me: I used to really be able to eat, like tons and never be full.

LE: Yeah, me too.

Me: I used to eat 2 Big Macs when I was a kid.

LE: What?! 2 Big Macs! (eyes widen) That’s four patties.

Me: Yeah and I wouldn’t even be full.

LE: 2 Big Macs?! That is…(laughs).

Me: Well I didn’t eat french fries.

LE: (completely serious) Oh, well then that makes sense.

Great, now I really want some french fries.

In other news, I really really still love my desk.

And in more other news, LE and I are going to see Joel McHale’s stand-up show. I might die. This is probably going to be in my Top 10 Things Ever!

I will give a completely detailed recap of Saturday night after we go. Something to look forward to…….

Oh, but in completely sad news, Amy Poehler is leaving SNL and life will never be the same. “Riiick!”