My oldest sister and I chat on Gmail constantly. Lately she has had some great one-liners that I wish I could post on Twitter, if I had one.
"You stomach is Team Jacob!"
^Her response to me saying that my stomach growled, but it was more of a howl.
"No workee, no partee."
^Her response to me saying that Philly had not responded yet to me doing work for his company. (He has now responded.)
"It's flat, but the ladies ain't."
^Her response to me telling her that there were no hills to hike in the OC.
"You're like a wine stain."
^Her response to me after I told her that a Web site I want to freelance for will not be able to get rid of me that easily.
And one from me:
"I should have gone into a career that is high in demand...like vampire."
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