Friday, July 17, 2009

Day 114 - How To Spot An Orange County Woman

- Orange tan

- Fake nails with French manicure

- Fake, fried blonde hair

- Some ugly, tacky, "they think it's stylish" outfit

- Giant diamond ring (or a spot on their finger with a "reserved for giant diamond" sign on it)

- Bad, harsh makeup

- Fake boobs anyone?

- A tiny pitchfork in their designer bag

- Fake smile, fake teeth possibly

- Rich, sad, whipped guy on their arm


Don't get me wrong, I don't think this of all Orange County women. I suppose since I once lived there, I was one at some time too...at least the pitchfork part.

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